Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Randomize
