This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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