She said her name was "party"
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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