I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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