I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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