For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Bring me that man meat
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
