the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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