There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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