Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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