Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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