Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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