if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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