Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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