you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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