Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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