Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
there's paper in my vomit.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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