it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
