ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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