As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Green mimosas i think yes
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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