It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I FOUND THE LEGS
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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