We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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