i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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