How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Randomize
