Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Green mimosas i think yes
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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