just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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