it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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