Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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