They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I just found a bag of teeth...
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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