so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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