Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
be right there i have to get my cape
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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