What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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