yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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