Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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