your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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