I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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