why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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