It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I don't deserve a penis
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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