So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
My breasts were aching with rage.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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