No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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