we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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