just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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