i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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