Who wears a wallet chain?!
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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