god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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