Don't you send me to vm
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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