and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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