Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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