sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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