i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
The adults are the big ones right?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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