do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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